12
Jun
Writing Grants for Anti-terrorism Upgrades Because Our 200-Year-Old Church Is on the “Woke” List
Please don't shoot the organist
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04
Jun
What Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster Trying to Say?
Spit it out, Ramenkrishna!
2 min read
20
May
Introducing Our New Via Stultus -- the Dumbass Way of Knowing
The Life and Death of Gary -- best meditation teacher in the industrial park
5 min read
16
May
Want to Bring Theocracy to America? Cotton Mather Seekest Thee
Forget abortion laws from 1864 — this 17th century Puritan can take us back to the 1600s!
4 min read
07
May
Busy? Grab Five Minutes of Meditation or Contemplation and You Can Have Peace
Keep wanting to meditate but can't find the time? This works
4 min read
24
Apr
With So Many Hells in the Afterlife, It's Hard to Choose
Check out these fresh hells -- new levels, bigger bosses, more demons!
5 min read
03
Apr
How a 30-Minute Commute Became My Spiritual Practice
Desperation can bring you down to the root level -- where you'll find your ground
5 min read
30
Mar
What's Left When You Realize Jesus Didn't Die for Your Sins?
There's meaning in the metaphor
4 min read
28
Mar
Jesus Didn't Die for Your (or My) Sins
It's okay to admit it. You can still be a Christian
3 min read
12
Dec
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